well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
The Olympian is in my bed
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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