I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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