No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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