I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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