after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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