is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
please come you make the beer taste better
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Couch. On fire.
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