Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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