what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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