Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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