I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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