I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Text me some of your sweat
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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