I seem to have left my pride at pride
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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