Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
