i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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