break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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