I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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