What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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