I feel like I'm in dance class right now
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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