He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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