lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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