yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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