have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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