I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
