Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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