so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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