if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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