He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i drank out of a bidet.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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