is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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