you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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