i wish peter jackson would direct porn
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
These tits shall not be calmed
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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