sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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