your parents love me but you hate me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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