Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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