quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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