maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
