ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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