Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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