i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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