I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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