How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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