He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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