the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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