I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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