Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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