kristin has been a bad kristin
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Say something about gay babies.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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