I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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