Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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