this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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