Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Found your dick twin last night
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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