My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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