My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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